Married a Succubus Tee

Marriage counseling? No. A cardboard box and a lawyer's office? Yes. This back-print tee tells the timeless tale of a man who fell for a succubus, lost the negotiation completely, and walked away with nothing but this shirt and his dignity (partially intact). Bold vintage-metal typography meets full-color fantasy art on a soft black cotton tee... perfect for the party member who's been rolling nat 1s on relationship checks all campaign.

Product Features

• Printed on the Gildan 64000 unisex softstyle t-shirt
• 100% ring-spun cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) for exceptional softness and breathability
• Retail fit with a classic crew neckline suitable for everyday wear
• Side-seamed construction helps maintain shape over time
• Ribbed knit collar and shoulder taping for added durability
• Tear-away label for increased comfort
• Professionally printed using high-quality DTF for vibrant colors and lasting durability
• Heather colors contain polyester blends for added softness
• Responsibly manufactured using ethically sourced materials

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out with like colors
• Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed
• Tumble dry on low heat Iron or steam on medium heat if needed (avoid ironing directly on the printed design)
• Do not dry clean