Dark Pacts and Caffeine Tee

Some parents run on patience, eight hours of sleep, and a well-balanced breakfast.

Adorable.

The rest of us are held together by caffeine, questionable bargains, and whatever ancient force keeps the kids occupied for five consecutive minutes.

The Powered by Dark Pacts & Caffeine tee is for the fantasy-loving parent who has already completed three side quests before 8 AM and isn't interested in discussing exactly where the energy came from. Choose your Version: Mom or Dad.

Featuring a dark-fantasy back print with an exhausted warlock, spellbook, familiar, candles, and the most important magical artifact of all—a very large cup of coffee.

Perfect for school drop-off, game night, convention weekends, Saturday errands, or casually letting everyone know that your continued functionality may involve forces beyond their understanding.

Product Features

• Printed on the Gildan 64000 tee, 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) for exceptional softness and breathability
• Retail fit with a classic crew neckline suitable for everyday wear
• Seamless tubular construction, quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease
• Ribbed knit collar and shoulder taping for added durability
• Tear-away label for increased comfort
• Professionally printed using high-quality DTF for vibrant colors and lasting durability
• Responsibly manufactured using ethically sourced materials

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out with like colors
• Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Iron or steam on medium heat if needed (avoid ironing directly on the printed design)
• Do not dry clean