Dark Pacts and Caffeine Tee

Some parents run on patience, eight hours of sleep, and a well-balanced breakfast.

Adorable.

The rest of us are held together by caffeine, questionable bargains, and whatever ancient force keeps the kids occupied for five consecutive minutes.

The Powered by Dark Pacts & Caffeine tee is for the fantasy-loving parent who has already completed three side quests before 8 AM and isn't interested in discussing exactly where the energy came from. Choose your Version: Mom or Dad.

Featuring a dark-fantasy back print with an exhausted warlock, spellbook, familiar, candles, and the most important magical artifact of all—a very large cup of coffee.

Perfect for school drop-off, game night, convention weekends, Saturday errands, or casually letting everyone know that your continued functionality may involve forces beyond their understanding.

Pick Your Blank

Same print on every one. Only the tee underneath changes. Common is the soft everyday tee, Rare is the smoother, drapier one, and Legendary is the heavyweight, broken-in one. Not sure which? The blanks and size guide has the details and a size chart for each.

Product Features

• Unisex fit with a classic crew neckline
• Choose Common, Rare or Legendary under Shirt Blank (price changes with the blank)
• Professionally printed using high-quality DTF for vibrant colors and lasting durability
• Fabric details and a size chart for every blank on the blanks and sizing page

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out with like colors
• Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Iron or steam on medium heat if needed (avoid ironing directly on the printed design)
• Do not dry clean