Dark Pacts and Caffeine - Mom Tee

Some parents run on patience, eight hours of sleep, and a well-balanced breakfast.

Adorable.

The rest of us are held together by caffeine, questionable bargains, and whatever ancient force keeps the kids occupied for five consecutive minutes.

The Powered by Dark Pacts & Caffeine tee is for the fantasy-loving dad who has already completed three side quests before 8 AM and isn't interested in discussing exactly where he got the energy to do it.

Featuring an dark-fantasy back print with an exhausted warlock, spellbook, familiar, candles, and the most important magical artifact of all—a very large cup of coffee.

Perfect for school drop-off, game night, convention weekends, Saturday errands, or casually letting everyone know that your continued functionality may involve forces beyond their understanding.

Product Features

• Printed on the Gildan 64000 tee, 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) for exceptional softness and breathability
• Retail fit with a classic crew neckline suitable for everyday wear
• Side-seamed construction helps maintain shape over time
• Ribbed knit collar and shoulder taping for added durability
• Tear-away label for increased comfort
• Professionally printed using high-quality DTF or DTG methods for vibrant colors and lasting durability
• Heather colors contain polyester blends for added softness
• Responsibly manufactured using ethically sourced materials

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out with like colors
• Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed
• Tumble dry on low heat Iron or steam on medium heat if needed (avoid ironing directly on the printed design)
• Do not dry clean