Custom Requests
NOT FOR EVERYONE. JUST FOR YOU.
Custom mods and original chaos.
Look, we know the drill. You found a design you like, but it’s not quite right. Or you have an idea so niche that no algorithm in the world could have predicted it.
We don't do "inspirational." We do intentional. Whether you're outfitting a group of people you barely tolerate or you just want a one-off shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking, we’re open for commissions.
Services Rendered
- The Remix: Love a design in our shop but want to swap the text? (e.g., Change "Espresso" to "Spite"). We can mod any of our existing graphics to fit your specific mood.
- The Group Run: Bulk orders for the office, the crew, or the family event you're being forced to attend. Clean, high-contrast designs that won't look like they were made in a generic template.
- Ground-Up Customs: You have a concept that fits our high-grit, cynical aesthetic. We build the graphic from scratch.
The Bare Minimum (Rules)
- Price: Custom work starts at $35.00. Precision and spite aren't free.
- Copyright: No, we won’t print the Starbucks logo or a Marvel character. We like our LLC exactly where it is: out of a courtroom.
- The Deal: You fill out the form. We send a quote. You pay the invoice. We ship the gear.
- Final Sale: If it’s custom, it’s yours forever. No returns unless the order itself is physically falling apart when you receive it.