Special Requests

Not for everyone. Just for you.

Custom mods and original chaos.

Look, we know the drill. You found a design you like, but it’s not quite right. Or you have an idea so specific it never stood a chance against an algorithm. We don’t do inspirational. We do intentional.

Whether you're outfitting a group of people you barely tolerate or you just want a one-off shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking, we’re open for commissions — as long as it fits our aesthetic.

Services Rendered

The Remix

Love a design in our shop but want to swap the text? (For example: changing “Espresso” to “Spite.”) We can mod existing graphics to fit your specific mood.

The Group Run

Bulk orders for the office, the crew, or the family event you’re being forced to attend. Clean, high-contrast designs that won’t look like they came from a generic template.

Ground-Up Customs

You bring a concept that fits our high-grit, cynical aesthetic. We build the graphic from scratch.

The Bare Minimum (Rules)

Price: Custom work starts at $35.00. Simple text swaps cost less; ground-up concepts cost more.
Copyright: No, we won’t print the Starbucks logo or a Marvel character. We like our LLC exactly where it is: out of a courtroom.
The Deal: You fill out the form. We send a quote. You pay the invoice. We ship the gear.
Final Sale: If it’s custom, it’s yours forever. No returns unless the order is physically falling apart.